Dating customs in asian countries
” To which the response was, “pressure point massage.” The inquisitive chap on the other side of the curtain pressed on. ” the voice of the staff member was now getting louder, “we do normal massage.” The English voice pressed on and finally got to the point, “what about a happy ending?
” At which point the response was “you dirty man, you get out now!
” Which brings me to the subject of today’s post, seven deadly mistakes made when dating a Dutch man.
The shallow man has met many an expat lady that have been on dates with Dutch men that have not led to happy endings.
The previously charming Dutchmen then breaks out into a cold sweat and looks at the bill, at you, at the bill, then at you again, and there is a silence so deep that you can hear the female mice in the cafe coughing. Do not under any circumstances expect him to pay your part of the bill.
This is indeed a deadly mistake, if you are hoping to see your Dutch lion again, be a good antelope and suggest quickly that you’ll split the bill.
Dutch women are, in the opinion of the shallow man, the most predatory women on planet earth.
The Dutch female selects the man she is interested in with the precision of a special forces sniper, aiming at a target.
The antelope calls the shots and the Lion simply needs to drink his biertjes and wait to be hunted.” no starter, or main course just a sprint through to dessert.The shallow man is risking a storm of abuse by bringing this up again, but, I’ve been told repeatedly by expat women, even as recently as yesterday (thank you Vittoria) that Dutch men are tighter than a virgin female flea.Several disappointed, international antelope, have asked me where they went wrong in their pursuit of the Dutch lion.The shallow man, is, as always, sensitive to the needs of his expat flock.